Two men, one a forensic scientist, had been camping in the mountains and had spent six days together.

As you can imagine, the situation was beginning to get a little tense as they ran out of conversation topics.

The next morning the scientist’s friend says, ‘As we’re beginning to get on each other’s nerves why don’t we split up today? I’ll walk to the north and spend the day looking around whilst you go south and do the same. Then tonight when we join up again we can share our experiences over dinner.’

Hiking

The forensic scientist agrees and takes a hike to the south.

His friend takes a trek to the north.

Story time

That night, over dinner, the first man relates the story of his day -

‘Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.

Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream.

The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead.

How was your day?’

SEX

The forensic scientist says -

‘I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks.

I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks.

I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon.

Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp.’

‘Wow!!!‘ the first guy exclaimed, ‘Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?’

‘No,’ says the scientist - ‘I couldn’t find her head.’